CIRCADIAN HOME CONSULTS IN & AROUND BOULDER, COLORADO
A home that works with your body, not against it.
I come to your home, assess everything through a circadian lens, then hand you a clear list of what to change, what to buy, and what to skip. Or I set it all up for you.
You believe in this stuff. You just don’t have time to redo your whole home around it.
You know reducing harmful blue light matters, but you don’t know which bulbs to buy.
You want your family to get around the house safely after dark, without disrupting everyone’s circadian rhythm.
You’ve heard about Wi-Fi and EMFs, but you’re not sure what’s worth changing.
You have ZERO time to sort out what applies to your specific home, and no interest in becoming an expert.
You’d rather someone just tell you what to do and help you do it.
Every room, through a circadian lens.
Grounded in circadian biology, inspired by building biology. I focus on light, darkness, and the signals your body relies on to keep time.
WHAT I LOOK AT
Lighting
Room by room, I measure each light’s spectrum to find what has too much blue light, and record the lights while they’re on to catch what flickers. For every fixture and lamp, you get a suggested replacement (with alternatives where I have them, so you can choose what suits your family) and a clear call on what can stay.
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True Darkness
Your home at night: light leaks, glowing electronics, and real darkness that’s safe and won’t start a family mutiny. I measure how dark each room really is, then find ways for everyone to get around after dark (bathroom trips, a child who needs you) without disrupting anyone’s circadian rhythm.
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Non-Native EMFs
I measure radiofrequency, electric, and magnetic fields where you spend your time, especially your bed. And dirty electricity from outlets. Then I show you how to lower them: Wi-Fi router timers, smarter placement, wired options, and more distance between your devices and the places your family sleeps, works, and plays.
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Grounding
Where grounding tools could fit in your home, like a pad at your desk or a sheet on your bed, and which are worth considering. You’re either using a grounding tool or you’re not, so there’s nothing to test before acquring new tools.
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Water
Drinking & cooking water options that do everything from filter, remineralize, structure, and add in molecular hydrogen (a powerful antioxidant). Or, other whole-home, under-sink, or outlet-specific filters (for sinks, showers, tubs, etc.).
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Air
The air we breathe is just as important as the water we drink and, these days, perhaps just as dirty. I’ll suggest air purifier/filtration options for the rooms that matter most, especially where you sleep.
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I don’t test or measure them, but I’ll suggest them. As with everything else, you decide what to move forward on.
PLUS, ADDITIONAL OPPORTUNITIES FOR IMPROVEMENT
You don’t have to learn the why unless you want to.
HOW IT WORKS
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Start with a discovery call.
45 minutes to talk about your home, your sleep, and what you want to change. You'll leave with a few quick wins and the consult that fits.
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I walk your home with you.
Usually about 2-3 hours. I assess and take nnEMF measurements room by room and explain what I'm seeing as we go.
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You get your plan.
In about a week, you get a prioritized list of changes and the exact products to buy, with links (and discount codes, if I have them).
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I can help you set it up.
Bulbs, smart plugs, router timers, grounding tools. The simple installs, done for you — if you like.
Answers for your exact home, not more research to wade through.
WHAT YOU WALK AWAY WITH
→ A room-by-room summary of what I found, in plain language.
→ Your light, darkness, & EMF readings, with clear ways to improve them.
→ A prioritized list: what to do first, what can wait, and what to skip.
→ Exact products, with links, so there's nothing left to research.
→ A simple daily routine & a call for follow-up questions.
→ Optional suggestions for improving grounding, water, & air.
Start with one room, or do the whole house.
CONSULTS
Bedroom Reset
$1,000
The room that matters most, done right. A great place to start.
In-Home Visit:
One visit to your home in Boulder or nearby*
Bedroom Assessment:
Bedroom lighting
Bedroom darkness
Non-native EMF exposure
Potential grounding & air improvement opportunities
Bedroom Action Plan:
Assessment findings
Product links + discount codes
What to prioritize vs. what to skip
Grounding & air improvement suggestions
Brief daily routine recommendations (which lights to use when, where devices sleep, and what to switch off at night)
Plus:
One 30-minute follow-up call to ask questions
Bonus: my trusted list of clean home goods (furniture, bedding, non-toxic cleaning products, etc.)
Whole-Home Consult
$2,250
The Bedroom Reset, but for every room in your home.
In-Home Visit:
One visit to your home in Boulder or nearby*
Whole-Home Assessment:
Lighting, room by room
Darkness — especially bedrooms
Non-native EMF exposure throughout
Possible grounding, water, & air improvement opportunities
Outdoor living spaces + garage, if relevant
Whole-Home Action Plan:
Assessment findings, room by room
Product links + discount codes
What to prioritize vs. what to skip (for now)
Grounding, water, & air improvement suggestions
Daily routine recommendations
Plus:
One 30-minute follow-up call for questions
Bonus: my trusted list of clean home goods (furniture, bedding, non-toxic cleaning products, etc.)
Covers most homes up to about 2,500 sq ft, including garage and outdoor spaces. Have a larger home? Book a discovery call first & I’ll quote it after we talk.
*Travel: Boulder and about 30 minutes beyond are included. Farther out is $75 per extra hour of round-trip driving, per visit.
EASIEST OPTION
Whole-Home Done-For-You
$3,500
+ products at cost
You approve the plan. I buy it, bring it, and set it up. Your home, done.
Everything in the Whole-Home Consult
You approve products and budget with a quick digital checklist
I order everything, track deliveries, and handle returns
A second visit to install and set it all up
Follow-up EMF measurements to show what changed
NOT READY TO COMMIT?
Start with a discovery call.
We’ll talk through your home, what you’re hoping for, where you feel stuck, and you’ll leave with a few quick wins and a clear sense of which consult fits. Book any consult within 7 days after the call and the $125 comes off.
FAQs
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My name is Brandi. I’m a real person, with real experience in circadian & mitochondrial health, and a real desire to help humans practice old ways in modern times. Much of that means aligning more closely with the natural signals humans evolved under, like sunlight, living water, getting offline, and touching the Earth, without having to completely abandon modern life or society. (Even if I often wish we would all become feral, nomadic, hunter-gatherers again. I’m doing my best.)
In any case, what gives me the credibility to offer this tool—and to know which settings truly help protect your health? For 3.5 years (2022–2026), I worked as a business partner to Carrie Bennett, a circadian and quantum health educator and clinician. During that time, circadian practices and tools completely changed my own health. I also had the privilege of watching those same practices change the lives of hundreds—perhaps thousands—of people while working alongside Carrie.
Now, I run my own business, Teach Me, Nature, where I teach “old ways” to modern adults—everything from circadian health and fermentation to ancestral and primitive skills.
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No. RadioDark isn't something you download from the App Store. It's built entirely on Apple's own Shortcuts app, already set up and configured for you.
Building this as an actual native app would take serious development investment, the kind that usually needs outside funding, so a Shortcuts-based system lets me deliver the same result without one. (Though if you happen to be an investor, feel free to reach out.)
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You could—but only partly. Airplane Mode shuts down your cellular connection, but Bluetooth may remain active, and your iPhone can remember Wi‑Fi or Bluetooth settings you previously re-enabled while in Airplane Mode. So the airplane icon alone doesn’t guarantee every wireless radio is off. It also does nothing about blue light, brightness, or flicker. RadioDark handles all of these settings in a single tap, without requiring you to check and adjust each one manually.
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You could! Shortcuts is available to anyone with a new enough iPhone, and I encourage you to do what works for you. But building something like this means building all the Shortcuts' action logic from scratch, knowing which settings truly support your health, and discovering any non-obvious platform quirks for your specific device that most people wouldn't think to check for. That’s real time and effort. I’ve already done that work; all that's left for you is a short, one-time setup.
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No, it doesn't cost money, and there's no trick.
RadioDark is fully a gift I'm offering to anyone who wants it, with no charge and no paywall. I do ask for your email so I can send you the setup guide, a couple of reminders to help you finish, and a few invitations to keep learning with me. If I make significant updates that are worth reinstalling for, I'll email you about those too, so stay on the list if you want to hear about them. No sales sequence, and you can unsubscribe anytime.
If you'd like to drop me a tip in gratitude, you can do that here.
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No. RadioDark is built entirely on Apple's native Shortcuts app, which doesn't exist on Android. Bringing this to Android wouldn't be a simple port; it would mean building a completely separate product from scratch, using different tools entirely. More likely, it would require investment funding to hire an app developer. Again, if you’re an investor who cares about circadian and mitochondrial health (or know one), and would like to see this happen, please reach out.
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RadioDark is guaranteed to work on iPhone 8 or newer, running a current iOS version. It's been directly tested on iPhone 8 through iPhone 16 Pro Max, the range of devices used in beta testing. Older models, from iPhone 6s to iPhone 8, are expected to work based on the Shortcuts app's own minimum requirements, but haven't been personally verified.
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Not officially, at least not yet. I know for certain some features don't work correctly on Apple Watch, and I haven't tested Mac computers at all. iPad is looking good—it works on mine—but I'm not promising cross-device functionality at launch until I've tested it more broadly. So right now, RadioDark is only guaranteed to work on iPhone 8 or newer.
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No, not after you’ve run the “Go RadioDark” shortcut, specifically, and that's intentional.
RadioDark is built to fully cut wireless signals, not just reduce them. Running “Go RadioDark” fully cuts Wi-Fi and Bluetooth completely, including calls and texts.
If you need to be reachable, just tap “Go Online” from whatever trigger method you've set up, and your cellular connection, calls, texts, and internet come back immediately. I can't confirm how Apple's satellite-based emergency features behave when cellular is cut off, so if that matters to you, it's worth checking directly on your own device.
Reality check, though: You wouldn’t be reachable if you were in Apple’s own “Airplane Mode,” either.
Or if you’d simply lost cell, Wi-Fi, and Bluetooth service naturally, like out in the wilderness or mountains. The one difference: with RadioDark, your phone also isn't emitting harmful radiation at you while you're unreachable.
Choosing when and how to use RadioDark, including during any emergency, is entirely your responsibility.
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Not reliably. Apple's “Find My” offline finding feature locates a phone using Bluetooth signals broadcasting to nearby Apple devices, even without Wi-Fi or cellular.
Since Go RadioDark cuts Bluetooth along with cellular and Wi-Fi, that offline-finding network won't work either.
But this is the same limitation you'd have if you'd manually put your phone in Airplane Mode yourself, or if it were simply out of range of any signal at all.
So if your phone is lost or stolen while fully disconnected, I can't guarantee it'll be locatable. Restoring your connection with Go Online, Wi-Fi On, or Bluetooth On may help, but only if you still have access to the phone to do so.
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Yes. But after using and closely examining the existing options, I realized I wanted something different: settings configured to meet my standards (particularly ones involving circadian health), and features I couldn’t find in the products I tried. As a user myself, I decided to build the tool I wanted to exist—for myself, for my friends and family, for everyone I knew in the circadian-health world, and for anyone else looking for the same thing.